MY GOD, YOU’RE SO SQUISHY.
SAMUEL, YOU SLIMEBALL. KISS ME AGAIN.
I COULD GET LOST FOREVER IN YOUR FLAPS AND FOLDS.
STOP TALKING AND TAKE ME, SAMUEL. FILL ME WITH CHILDREN, NOT JUST POETRY.
YES! AND YOU AS WELL, SHEILA. AFTER ALL, OUR HERMAPHRODITIC REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEMS ALLOW FOR MUTUAL FERTILIZATION.
THAT’S SO SEXY.
I needed this smiling face today.
Why playing with algebraic and calculus concepts—rather than doing arithmetic drills—may be a better way to introduce children to math
Oedipus (1990) by Hermann Nitsch
Big Frozen genderbend dump part 2 ^————-^
and quite possible the last for now, I’m tired lol
Part 1 here
I think, after seeing a few comments, that’s valid to add I do this only for fun, and curiosity. I don’t think this version is better than the original
"nothing ever stays the same. you can’t build fences around life. it’s just this ongoing process. all you have to do is just keep paddling. simple. there’s always going to be another wave coming." - a brokedown melody
blogs like 10knotes make me SO MAD.
reblogging is fine, but what makes it UTTERLY DISGUSTING is how certain like-fishing blogs have the IMPUNITY to remove the original source. check out this 10knotes reblog and notice how they’ve very deliberately removed the original source. this is plagarism, blogs like these lack integrity and honesty and operate on an ethos of ripping off others’ work to boost their own follower counts.
perhaps it matters less when 10knotes isn’t reblogging original material - i.e. the first blogger stole someone else’s original work - but sometimes the original blogger put in effort to gif/ edit/ add commentary/ put a decent post together and deserves credit. it’s plain rude to pass off another’s work as your own. why they can’t reblog and leave the original source intact is beyond me. this isn’t news because i’m fairly certain everyone on tumblr has seen similar posts around, but every time i see one my blood boils. UGH
leopard seals weigh over a thousand pounds and have a reputation for being one of the most vicious predators in the sea. a leopard seal even killed a marine biologist in 2003. but photographer paul nicklen was befriended by a leopard seal who was patrolling a penguin rookery near anvers island, antarctica.
over the course of a five day photographic study, this female leopard seal would bring him about thirty penguins as gifts to eat. at first nicklen was confused. and very scared. “it takes a leap of faith when you get in the water with an animal like that, you’re completely vulnerable,” nicklen said.
but this seal began to bring him live penguins, which would swim away when he failed to grab them, and which she would swim after and return to him. realizing nicklen didn’t know what to do with the penguins, she started to bring him dead ones she had drowned. when he still didn’t know what to do, she showed him how to eat them (this involved ripping the head off the penguin and using the body like a cup to slurp down the entrails)
“it was a very deliberate effort at interspecies communication, whether it was because she was nurturing me, trying to communicate, or bored and lonely and wanted to hang out,” nicklen said. she even protected him from other approaching leopard seals, stealing their penguins and bringing them to him.
he considers the encounter the most rewarding experience of his twenty year career in photography. “when you spend a month trying to get a picture of a polar bear, then all of a sudden you have a top predator in antarctica force feeding you penguins all day, it doesn’t get much better than that.”
That story is super cute, but leopard seals are still terrifying.
this freaks me out, a bit
don’t remove the original source goddamit
Fashion! Put It All on Me ➝ Elie Saab f/w 2014
FINALLY. FROM CHURNING MAGMA AND BILLOWING GASES I HAVE SHAPED AND MOLDED THIS PARADISE. ALL THAT REMAINS IS TO POPULATE IT WITH CREATURES MADE IN MY IMAGE. I DON’T WANT THEM TO HAVE TO WORK OR FORAGE FOR FOOD, THOUGH, SO I SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE SOME KIND OF ANNOYING, IGNORANT, SELF DESTRUCTIVE AND NEUROTIC BIPEDAL ASSHOLES WHOSE INTENSE LONELINESS EVEN IN THE MIDST OF THEIR OWN KIND WILL COMPEL THEM TO SHELTER, FEED, ADORE AND PAMPER MY PRECIOUS CHILDREN.
Anywhere I want?
AS LONG AS IT’S NOT INSIDE A HOUSE IT’S FAIR GAME. THAT’S HOW I’VE COME TO UNDERSTAND IT.
What about cleanup?
NOT YOUR CONCERN. SOMEONE COMES ALONG WITH A BAG.
I KNOW, IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT I SWEAR IT’S TRUE.
Amortentia, a Scorpius / Rose comic : page I,II & III
Here you go ! It didn’t make much sense to me to post page 2 without page 3, so I had to finish them both before I could do an update ! Just so you know, there will only be 5 pages. It’s a small one, just like my previous comic !